2. Cut down the Duraflame® tree. Separate into 14"-18" pieces. Wrap in colorful paper.
3. Break out Lil' Miss Williamsburg™ colonial candle-making kit. Carefully follow ye olde instructions. Maximize Candle Production Output (CPO).
4. Clear grocery store shelves by hoarding gallons of water, toilet paper, D batteries, Sterno® and cocktail wieners.
5. Fill bathtub with gin. Add ice. Garnish rimmed glasses with (scurvy preventing) tropical fruit.
6. Replace air in car tires with helium.
7. Neighborhood's dark. "Loot-topia" baby!
8. Free the pets! (while singing theme to "Born Free")
9. Mapquest* nearest armory.
10. Develop means to tap into neighbor's generator (and do so).
*term used as verb in this context