10 "Last Tweets" from Ordinary Texters

#10.
Just disembarked plane. Waiting for chute to open.

#9.
At processed meat factory mesmerized by giant meat grinder.
Stepping closer to shoot photo.
Not wearing sensible shoes.


#8.
Tied to track.
Single light approaching.
Could be rescue team.
Ground trembling.
Difficult to keep fingers on keyboard.


#7.
In cage with narcoleptic tiger.
My stomach rumbling.
Found missing jerky strips in back pocket.
Opening zip-locked pouch.

#6.
Heavy traffic on freeway.
Driving with feet on dashboard.
Self-pedicure to left foot.
Texting with right.

#5.
Lunch break at 100+ degree construction site.
Napping in shade of idling steamroller.

#4.
First day with new circus.
Loaded into cannon.
Awaiting crowd roar.
Questioning safety net placement.


#3.
Just finished dinner at black tie sushi bar.
Reaching to pet polar bear at zoo fundraiser.

#2.
Ah! turkey season.
Wearing camo, hiding in tree with iPhone "Turkey Call" app.
Wicked realistic!

#1.
300 pound anvil over head.
Why is roadrunner loosening rope?