1. Casual Day defined as wearing full pajama set – not just grungy t-shirt and pajama bottoms.
2. Wearing make-your-own T-shirts with slogans like “You’re not the boss of me,” “Freebird, Baby” and "Fear of Internet outage makes me extra jumpy."
3. Heated arguments with Terry Gross, Tom Ashbrook and Lakshmi Singh.
4. Coffee with Regis and Kelly.
5. Police scanner as “personal assistant” and excuse to “run emergency errand.”
6. Tweeting the “mother ship” in hopes of obtaining further instructions.
7. Texting neighbors’ cats.
8. Terrorizing squirrels with BB gun.
9. Scheduling lunch meetings with shredder, Crock Pot, and can of Ozone-Friendly Dust Remover.
10. Wearing anything with a Dunder Mifflin logo.
11. Terrorizing squirrels with paperclip slingshots.
12. Developing blog stories that capture the attention of “tweeters” who ratchet up your page hit count by re-tweeting your potentially viral content.
13. Impressing high school Facebook friends that you really know what you are doing and are NOT just wasting time when you should be saving the world or something. (There, I said it.)
14. Squirrel Taco Day at the home office commissary (just watch for the BBs since you can’t afford a self-employed dental plan).
15. Secretly digging tunnel to outside world with iPad stylus and broken beer bottle.