“Finding the Joy in a World Gone Sour”
This is the second in a series of articles on growth, opportunity, prosperity, and the permanent eradication of evil and evil-deed-doers on our ever-changing planet (Earth).
Yesterday’s article covered poorly anticipated career paths that have left many of us suspended in mid-air—much like Wile E. Coyote, 10 feet past the edge of a cliff, air-peddling as quickly as possible.
As parents, we frantically squirrel away hard-earned coin into the college coffers for our kids—with the high hopes that their post-graduation residences exist beyond the walls of our basements and paneled rumpus rooms.
Today we optimistically present new avenues for career advancement and lifelong employment. Below is Tiny Mind Gazette’s list of 100 stable occupations for the somewhat unstable future (in alphabetical order).
Advice Columnist
Airport Security Screener
Alcoholic Beverage Distributor
Ambulance Chaser
Ambulance Driver
Artificial Turf Manufacturer
Bail Bondsman
Ballroom Dance Coach
Bank Robber
Bartender
Bartender, Virtual
Bootlegger, Grateful Dead Tapes
Bowling Alley Shoe Sanitizer
Cabin Boy
Carny
Coach, Death
Coach, Life
Coach, Youth Sports
Coffee Bean Distributor
College Admissions Consultant
College Admissions Therapist
Communications Conduit Installer
Cremation Specialist
Death Tax Collector
Deli Meat Slicer
Disney Cyrogenic Lab Technician
Drug Dealer
Drug Runner
Drug/Narcotics Enforcer
Drug/Narcotics Enforcer, Undercover
Dunk Tank Operator
E-Coli Inspector
Escort for Hire/Socialization Specialist
Evil Villain
Fast Food Preparation & Distribution Specialist
Financial Aid Consultant, College
Follicle Management Engineer
French Meter Maid
Funeral Director
Gold Digger
Grave Robber
Gravedigger
Health Insurance Consultant
Hearse Driver
Helicopter Parent
Help Desk Attendant
Hit Man
Intern, White House
Jersey Housewife
Loan Shark
Lobbyist
Mime
Online Professor of Pharmacology
Parent-Homework Tutor
Pawn Broker
Pet Shrink
Plastic Surgeon
Plumber
Police Officer
Poodle Groomer
Pool Boy
Psychic, Online
Pundit
Reality Show Producer
Rehab Clinician, Celebrity
Robo-call Technician
Robocop
Scam Artist
Scapegoat
Shrink
Shrink, Family
Slaughterhouse Animal Manager
Social Media Guru
Socialite
Soldier of Fortune/Mercenary
Sports Drink Manufacturer
Super Hero
Tax Attorney
Tax Collector
Taxi Cab/ Rickshaw Pilot
Teacher
Teacher, Virtual
Televangelist
Tofurky® Molder
Toll House Cookie Baker
Town Crier
Town Drunk
Trophy Wife
Tutor
Tutor, Gifted-Focused
Wal-Mart Greeter
Water Aerobics Instructor
Yoga Instructor
Yoga Instructor, Hot
Youth Serum Distributor
Youth-Sports-Coach Shrink
Youth Sports Hydration Specialist, Equipment Manager & Team Transportation Executive
Youth Sports Shrink
Youth-Sport Taxi Cab / Rickshaw Pilot
Zumba Pants Sales Clerk / Zipcar Attendant
