50 Halloween Costumes Screaming for HELP!

The definitive list from the tiny-minded editors of TMG:

1. Pregnant Girl Scout
   
2. Tiger Woods as Boy Scout
3. Ted Haggard as Boy Scout leader
4. Santa with ankle bracelet
   
5. Lindsay Lohan with ankle bracelet
6. Hobo (politically incorrect)
7. Flasher (illegal)
8. Gypsy
9. Cher dressed as Gypsy
10. Cher dressed as tramp
    
11. Ghost
12. Ghost of Patrick Swayze
13. Ghost of Gary Coleman
14. Ghost of Caspar Weinberger (the friendly Secretary of Defense)
    
15. Lady Gaga in meat dress (Greyote alert)
    
16. A-Rod without his lip gloss
17. Glee cast in GQ cover outfits
    
18. Clark Rockefeller
19. Christian Gerhartsreiter
20. Mad Christian Scientist
21. Rabbi Mel Gibson
22. Village People
23. Spice Girls
24. Old Spice Dude
25. Cheech and Chong
26. Adam and Eve
27. Edie and Steve
28. Gary Busey with fake Oscar
29. Sarah Palin with fake high school diploma
30. Chuck Berry with toilet plunger
31. Brett Favre with cell phone
32. Nick Nolte with booze bottle
33. David Hasselhoff with cheeseburger
34. Snooki with beer bong
35. Rip Torn waving gun
36. Dick Cheney in hunting gear
37. Jimmy “The Rent is Too Damn High” McMillan
38. Randy Quaid as Canadian Mountie
39. Florence Henderson with Wesson oil
40. Florence Henderson with Greg Brady
41. Donnie and Marie
42. Salt and Pepper
43. Salt-N-Pepa
44. Assault & Battery
45. Charlie Sheen with cheerleader
46. Pregnant cheerleader
    
47. Heidi Montag as Bride of Frankenstein
48. Michael Jackson’s favorite chimp, Bubbles
    
49. “Boy in the Bubble”
50. "Balloon Boy" floating into thin air...

But wait! There's more!

TMG-inspired costumes:

1. Scrim Shaw
   
   
   
   
   
   
2. Chief Liam O’Liam
   
   
3. Nan Flanders
4. Member of the Speedwell Guild
5. Pilgrim (gone wild)
6. Crazy Old Man
7. Greyote
8. Greyote disguised as grandmother
9. Carpetbagger (also see: “Johnny Come Lately”)
10. Village People (Townies)

Note: Tiny minds running on empty this month.
Post your own clever ideas in the Comments bar below and we'll keep our list growing.
Happy Halloween!