reported by Agent SSTOD (short for
“transit-oriented district”), the scenic stretch of highway next to the new
train station, will soon be the most happening spot in town. Once considered a
no man’s land known for its distinct odors from the former landfill, this prime
piece of real estate is now home to the poshest mixed-used project in a four-mile
radius.
Nestled between mile-high heaps of fertilizer and gravel,
and criss-crossed by babbling man-made brooks of crystal clear reclaimed waste water, this new experiment in “lifestyle living” is pure luxury. Stylish
new apartments and storefronts are nearing completion and should be ready by
next summer.
This is the town’s first — and only — transit-oriented
overlay district, or TOD. To celebrate the
historic occasion, TMG (Tiny Mind Gazette) is holding a slogan contest. The
winning TOD slogan will appear on T-shirts, banners, water bottles and bike
shorts. Submit your ideas to TMG today!
And stay posted for news about the grand opening of the TOD
Lifestyle Lounge. After a free trial Zumba class or coed Wii workout session,
visitors are invited to the rooftop deck to "drink a hot TODdy with a TODd Palin
look-alike." More details to follow.
