Wit & Wisdom that just showed up.
• Nothing stinks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
• How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
• I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
• Was learning cursive really necessary?
• I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
• Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".
• I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.
• MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
• I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
• Bad decisions make good stories
• You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
• "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.
• I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.