Elderly woman called to say she had received suspicious emails about Mexican pharmaceuticals and tooth whitening products over the “Interweb.” She suspected either the Mafia or Marsh Vegas drug lords might be involved. Dispatcher suggested she delete the emails. Woman asked if department had paper shredder.
Caller reported man acting in a peculiar manner in Stop & Chat parking lot. Said he seemed “dazed and confused” and was stumbling, possibly intoxicated. Officer responded to scene. Upon checking driver’s license and learning the 53-year-old man was a Wapatusset resident, the officer apologized and said he was just “a bit of an oddball.”
What Happens in Vegas…
Man called to say he had lost his Rolex watch, diamond cufflinks and credit card in Las Vegas on a business trip. Dispatcher advised him to call Las Vegas police. Man replied that he was a Wapatusset taxpayer… and added, “besides, the Las Vegas police didn’t believe me.”
Caller reported Greyote disguised as Avon lady going door to door in neighborhood. Dispatcher advised caller to keep cats indoors and snack foods sealed in Tupperware containers.
Reported by Anonymous Agent