Now that Charlie Sheen has begun getting it all out of his system, it seems CBS has gotten him out of theirs. Aside from calling Alcoholics Anonymous a "bootleg cult" and that whole porn star in the potty debacle, Tiny Mind Gazette's undercover reporters say he's been seen hollowing out award statuettes and filling them with a combination of vodka and Four Loko.
Now that the Two and a Half Men time slot is officially open (though still listed as a current show on the network's website), CBS is exploring new ideas for highly ignorable sitcoms. Among them:
- Six People and a Cat
- A Priest, A Nun, and a Rabbi
- Three Bags of Weed
- Two Airplanes on a Tarmac
- One Guy on Twitter
Despite the stellar considerations being whiteboarded, we don't believe CBS will deliver anything worth the 30 minutes of airtime. We predict they'll be back with the more expected sequel, One Man and a Horny Teenager.
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