A naked 42-year-old Massachusetts man was apprehended when he attempted to enter the Wapatusset Middle School at 7:48 a.m. on Wednesday, the second day of school. Witnesses say he was banging on the locked door and yelling into the intercom. “He kept repeating something about forgetting his French homework and his locker combination. I couldn’t really make out what he was saying,” said the school secretary.
Man's "worst nightmare" realized.
Police chief Liam O’Liam (above) said the man was released after his wife [name withheld by request] posted bail. The wife declined to be interviewed but said she thought her husband, an executive at a Boston business firm [name withheld by request], "might have taken an extra Ambien" the night before.
“Oh God,” he said to officers. “I thought this was a dream!”
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