- Tonight is 'talk-with-your-mouth-full night.’ Everybody ready?
- Finish your dessert or you won't get any vegetables.
- How many times have I asked you to mess your room up? What are you some kind of neat freak?
- Take that cleanly pressed collared shirt off and put on this ratty T-shirt, tonight is a special occasion!
- Pour this cup of sugar on your Fruit Loops then run around the house like a maniac.
- Please sit closer to the television. You need to strengthen your eyesight.
- Change your clothes at least 5 times today so I can do some more laundry. I'll be waiting by the washer.
- You need sit next to your brother in church today. Here’s some chewing gum and a Red Bull. Now I want to hear giggling!
- Here’s a new BB gun, now go outside and have some fun!
- For heaven’s sake, put that homework away. The TV’s not going to watch itself!
Partially based on material pilfered from Steve BonDurant’s Facebook page (May 25, 2011), including content provided by Julie Zapata, Lisa Coutermarsh Hall, and Phil Bliss.
