Here are some solutions to massive snow buildup in driveways and rooftops coast to coast.
Prepare a packed "snow shell" for your Camry. Soon you’ll be driving and stylin' in a white Escalade.
Construct 60' high snow Buddha in the parking lot behind local Catholic church.
Build life-size snow monument/shrine honoring Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
Design makeshift snow-melting machine by attaching blowtorches and professional grade hair-dryers to snowmobile handles. (Step 2. Develop explanation for severly singed monobrow.)
Build automated trebuchet (pimped up catapult) and fling snow into neighbor’s yard while he/she is away from home office.
Mass-manufacture snowshoes and snow tires, receive payment in advance, ship overseas, move.
Build a colony of zombified snow Yetis, broadcast loud growling sounds through imbedded speakers, frighten nearsighted grumpy old neighbor (with the over-stimulated and image-challenged rottweiler).
Construct 10 ft. snow wall (complete with corner guard towers) around local drinking establishment (after 11:00 PM).
Start a new diet craze with snow cones. Serve snowcones with sugar-free maple syrup for breakfast, ketchup for lunch, vodka and Crystal Lite for happy hour.
Build mammoth snow fort to home-school neighborhood children on endless snow days.