A famous movie-star couple (to remain nameless) is reportedly checking out the fresh-on-the-market $66 million property at Wapatusset Cove. A bedraggled looking man with peculiar beard and six children in tow was initially questioned by police, after a neighbor reported a “vagrant” outside the estate grounds.
The compound includes a 12-bedroom estate, plus a hotel, restaurant and underwater lair. If the sale goes through, the couple plans to hire local town architects to renovate existing buildings and update the New England look to "something a bit more postmodern." Plans would include an opium den, tattoo parlor and sword museum on the ground floor of the home, and a vegan restaurant on the Cove. The hotel would be converted into an international orphanage and nanny training camp.
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- Agent SS