1. Invisibines Wind Turbines: green energy from virtually nowhere
Each 100% transparent Invisibines® Wind Turbine offers unobstructed views, and can produce enough power (within 30 minutes) to power a commercial-grade leaf blower for up to 6 hours.
2. Greyote Attacks Increase: use caution at drive-thru windows
A Coyote on Caffeine? Where Coyotes tend to be calculating and sly, a Greyote is fast (reaching speeds up to 40 mph) and neurotic. A Coyote tends to dine on rabbits, voles, mice and other small animals while a Greyote prefers food prepared for human consumption.
3. Nudity, Clumpy Substance, Strange Animal, Veal Parm: It's the Police BLOG
“For God’s sake,” the man complained. “How far does a guy need to drive to find a decent veal parm under $8.95?”
4. Around the Pond: Porta-Potty Faux Pas, White Lights are Right, Power Play Persists
A reminder to Tiny Town residents to exercise good taste and restraint while decorating for the holidays. Newcomers are advised to use colored lights indoors only, and to keep lawn ornaments to a tasteful few. In no circumstance should colored lights be used in window candles.
5. Mens Club News: Zambonis, Gunfire, Chili & Taxidermy
The Feb. agenda was announced – including a 6-class, hands-on, taxidermy clinic. Most of the necessary materials will be provided in the $35 course fee – members are encouraged to gather their own fresh roadkill – as the ‘main ingredient’ to a successful taxidermy project.
