Liam O'Liam, TMG Photographic Database item: TMG999
The Devil, TMG Photographic Database item: TMG666
In last night’s, LATE EDITION of the Tiny Mind Gazette, in the story entitled, “Creepy Dudes Dressed Like Pilgrims Living in the Woods,” a photograph referenced as Liam O’Liam, lead CSI for the TinyTown police department, was replaced by a photograph of The Devil.
“This was an extremely unfortunate incident, and most likely the work of either a cyber-terror network or kids from the skatepark,” replied a distraught Liam O’Liam, who is leading the investigation.
O’Liam’s wife, a tearful Lianne O’Liam (far left), cannot figure out why anyone would wish to harm her husband. “He is a great father and husband and does not deserve such negative and outright harassment.”
TMG IT SVP., Brant Grant (above, right), is also leading an internal investigation. “The imagery in our photographic database is controlled by a sophisticated system of coding. For example, Liam O’Liam’s photograph is referenced by the code, TMG999, while the Devil’s portrait is TMG666. Besides a well-orchestrated, cyber-terror attack – there is a slight possibility that the unpaid, TinyTown Online Community College (TTOCC) intern in our layout department, juxtaposed some of the coding. However, I feel like this is a far-fetched thought and beyond the realms of an emotionally detached, logical perspective.”
Friends and neighbors of the O’Liams have been kindly dropping by with brownies and Bundt cakes hoping to offer comfort to the distraught family. Community Outreach organizer and Reigning Queen/Fall Festival of Leaves, Tiffany Lahmp (below) had this to say – “We provided strict instructions to participants, encouraging them NOT to provide the O’Liam family with Satan-based desserts such as Devil’s Food Cake, Devil Dogs, or anything Flambe-related. Most have complied.”
