Swingset Abducted by Aliens
Local resident called to report strange blue lights above driveway at dusk. Officer noted that same resident had called previous night to report meteorite. Resident maintained this was different kind of light, described as "swirling and freakish." Officer responded to scene but did not see lights. Following morning resident called to report swingset missing from backyard. Officer reported to scene and filed report. Resident provided police with digital photos showing "evidence" but officer could not detect so-called crop circle formations in yard. Resident believes aliens are targeting high-end wooden swingsets in Cohasset and then selling them on eBay.
An interracial couple from Weymouth was spotted sitting on an orange blanket on Sandy Beach. Caller said they were scantily dressed and covered in tattoos. Officer reponded to scene and asked them to leave town property.
Lost at Gym Dandy
A 3-year-old boy wandered out the door of his Gym Dandy class at the Community Center and could not find his mother. Officer called to scene. Nearby shopkeeper described mother as blonde, thin and usually wearing black Athletica or possibly Lululemon yoga pants. Officer and assistant interviewed 23 women in village meeting same description before finding mother eating breakfast in 5 South. She apologized and said she was recovering from drinking too much chardonnay at her bookclub the previous evening. No charges were filed.
reported by UndercoverCohasset392